...and so, it begins.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, as of 12:30 am on the 13th of September, Mission: Norah has started.

What is Mission Norah? you may ask. Well, simply put, the goal of Mission: Norah is for me to make dear sweet love to Miss Norah Jones in a consentual manner. Consentual being the key word. Norah is obviously too classy a gal for suprise sex. I mean, you got to do it up right. A fire in the fire place, a little Barry White on the stereo (my usual music of choice is 'Feels like Home' but I think Norah might get a little weird, what grooving and grinding to her own music and all). However, I digress, that's basically the goals and intentions of Mission: Norah, in a nut shell.

Why is Mission: Norah happening? That's a good question. Mission: Norah is going down because I think it would result in something that would be good for humanity as a whole. This is exactly the type of thing that society is missing. Sexual intercourse between a stranger and a beautiful, young, female celebrity. I'm sure this will give the country the kick in the pants that it needs. It will boost the economy, end world hunger, stop all war, but most importantly, I will have laid a celebrity and, in the end, isn't that what's really important here?

Now an aside to Miss Norah Jones, if she has some how found this post googling her name just to see how enormous of a celebrity she has become. Miss Jones, the fate of a grateful nation is in your hands. You have the opportunity to become more than a celebrity; you can cross that threshold between celebrity to superstar, then on to WORLD ICON STATUS. All that is needed is one little thing. Don't go frosty on me now, baby.

Now, how can I help the cause? Well, if you're Norah Jones, you know exactly how you can help. If you are not, you can donate through the link over there on the side. It's not required. Not in the least, but it would help the cause and with your help, Mission: Norah will be a success.

Mission: Norah-- Surely I will bed her.