Update
I was notified today that I'm being given the chance to get interviewed by a local high school for a position next week. I am very excited and I hope all goes well.

I have no idea why. Perhaps the understanding that I am an self important asshole would contribute to the fact that I am creating this post with no intention or merit behind my words. While not atypical, you'd think I would have better things to do with my time that just pontificate nonsense.

Perhaps it is my simple lack of motivation. That would, indeed, make planty of sense as to why I am doing this instead of the many other, more important things that I really need to be doing at this point and time.

Then again, I guess that is the point of the otter blog. Nothing I've ever said on here has been of any real merit. It's been all making fun of people, brooding over girls and love lost, and waxing bullshit on whatever psuedo issue pops into my head.

The otter isn't perfect, that's why he's emmaculate instead of immaculate. It's deep and that makes me smart or something.