Web Comic Adventure 2005

Haven't heard from me in a while I know. I added some adsense to the page. Click a link if you're interested in it and help me pay some bills.

I also started a webcomic. I don't know what it means. five-oh-four

check it out.

Later.

I'm lovin' it.

If you haven't heard, McDonald's recently ran a flash ad on the web that was just off. It included the phrase "I'd hit it" directed at a double cheeseburger. The ad is still on http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index . I sent them an email today, below is the text of said email

I recently came across an advertisement for your double cheeseburgers on this website http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index
and I must say that I was incredibly relieved when I saw it.

I am one of the few people who will openly admit that I engage in carnal pleasures with fast food. Seeing that McDonald's not only supports my lifestyle but also endorses it was great. It was like a huge weight was taken from my shoulders.

Normally people just shout at me "Hey, greasy wang" or "Go back to McDonaldland, sandwich humper" Now, I can finally hold my head up high, and shine. Shine like my mustard encrusted member in the brilliant light of morning.

In short, thank you McDonalds. Thank you so much. Now if only we could get congress to allow man/sandwich marriage, my life would be complete