This is a little something I like to call the "Maestro_Calhoun college housing update"

I still don't have a room.

I am supposed to move in to this non-existent room on Aug. 22

However, I was informed by the lady on the phone that Dr. "bumfuckjenkins" or whatever his/her name is, who is over the housing assignments, said everyone will get a room. Except for me since I called him/her "bumfuckjenkins". I will call later to get dsl ran out to the bridge I will be living under. Feel free to come by and party.